Just went downtown to get my toenails polished at my favorite Vietnamese place.  ( I used to teach English to some members of their family.)  I was just settling into one of their trashy magazines when my iPhone slipped out of my pocket and right into the water.  Hao grabbed it instantly and Minh shoved it into a bag of rice.  I’m so glad these nice people aren’t Italian.  I’m not sure a bag of polenta would have worked.