I hardly ever get stuff like this any more, but yesterday, my hopes were raised once again before I hit the “bounce to sender” key.  You do have to wonder what would happen if you entered into a conversation with these people.  My identity is just not interesting enough for anyone to want to steal it, but still I shred just about everything.

“From: Parker, Jewell <Jewell.Parker@pruysu.com>

Subject: My Third And Final Mail Of Your Inheritance(Reply:barristerhollisgrey@kimo.com)

Date: March 22, 2013 8:30:42 PM PDT

I wish to notify you that late Gianni Agnelli WILL. made you a beneficiary of his Will. He left the sum of sixty Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars (US$60, 500,000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his Will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, you are advised to contact HOLLIS LAWFIRM Chambers: via our personal email address(Email: barristerhollisgrey@kimo.com”