Every week, the SJ runs a list of births at local hospitals, and the names parents choose for their babies are often amazing. Usually, it is easy to pick the winner (read “loser”), but today, it’s a three-way tie: Vienna Lionheart, Luna-Atreyu Jolisa, and Zavarrah Areese. And God bless them every one, and their kindergarten teachers, when they have to learn to write their names.