First Day of School

Seen coming down Saginaw at 7:25 this morning:
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It’s been a long time since I did any school-supply shopping, but I do generally make a little seasonal arrangement on my foyer table:

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It does seem a little sadly ironic, however, that the day after all the supplies have been bought, everything goes on sale!

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I like a number of things about Stephen Colbert.  He’s cute, bold, funny, ironic, very smart, and seems to be a practicing but thinking church-goer. (Gee, if I were looking for a boyfriend, that is how I would describe him!)

I will miss watching his re-pour.  I don’t watch late night, but I can catch him online at a more convenient time, I’m sure. I have admired a number of his very bold and ironic remarks.

The Colbert Report regularly satirized the George W. Bush Administration and the White House Press Corps with such lines as:

“ I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound – with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.”

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Until he came along, I was, as is well-documented, a sucker for a man in a uniform. Smirks, not so much.

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I guess I’m over it now though, thank you very much, Mr. Bush.

Never much liked action toys, though.

 

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(Naval aviator?  I don’t think so.)

Or bobble heads.

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But I might get me one of these:005_0

The question is not how.

But here’s how:

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But why, when you can afford the world’s best wigs or transplants, would you risk this:

 

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And I don’t even want to think about what he looks like when he gets up in the morning.  Of course, maybe he sleeps in a hairnet, another charming thought.  Have any studies been done to address what inhaling too much hair spray does to one’s decision-making abilities?