I really don’t. It’s just fun to read about new babies and the names their parents bestow upon them. I often choose winners and losers.
The winner of my Best Baby Name Prize this week is Addison Katherine.
Of course, I always bestow a booby prize too. That was going to Everlie Kimber-Luv, until I spotted these twins:
Hella Feioch Preanna and Helli Fuuran Karsista, whose parents have the traditional names of Nancy and Peter. I’m thinking perhaps Nancy was still under the influence of some nice analgesics when she chose those burdensome appellations, and Peter wasn’t going to argue with her at that point. Or perhaps they have some ethnic significance that is lost on me. Going to be lost on their kindergarten teacher too when it’s time to learn how to spell and pronounce them.