There is a church downtown that doesn’t look like a church. They had a big lighted reader board that looked like a movie marquee. Then they got a bigger one, so now it looks like a casino.
There’s a church of the same denomination in my neighborhood. Can you believe it? They have lighted message board that reads “Like us on Facebook?” No kidding.
I wonder if the Lord has a Facebook page? I would love to be in touch with him there. You know, prayer requests, opportunities for service, upcoming weather, incoming missiles.